'Tini bit over it

Imagine serving your future in-laws cocktails with this as the tray insert? Or how about that next family dinner where no one go the memo that politics was not on the menu? This 14 x 14 canvas on 13CT would be a quick stitch to get finished - certainly in time for your next "nudge, nudge, wink, wink" event where using your outside voice isn't always the best option